-> "Cracka Gangstas Can Survive"
Original Song Title:
"Country Boys Can Survive"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cracka Gangstas Can Survive"
Parody Written by:
Brett Harris and Jody Allen
The Lyrics
The teacher man is drunk off wine
And the Misses at home is gonna die
Oh my interest is up and my grades are down
And the only problem is my draws are brown
I live back in the hood ya see
Me, my glock, and my M-18
I got an uzi and pistol that will make ya down a dive
Cracka gangstas can survive
Cracka gangstas can survive
I can do driveby's all day long
I can shoot up yo hood from dusk til dawn
We make our own weed and our own coke too
Aint too many things us white boys cant do
We pick our own mary jane and hang our clothes on the line
Cracka gangstas can survive
Cracka gangstas can survive
Well you cant smoke us out
Cuz we'll make you run
Hey there boy let me introduce ya to my gun
We say screw ya and we don't care
When ya see us drive by we'll stick our fingers in the air
We came from the ghetto west of the pipeline
And the projects where lots of ppl die
And we can shoot you up, we can skin you alive
Cracka gangstas can survive
Cracka gangstas can survive
I had a good friend who lived in Skippers
He never called me by my name, just WHITE NIGGER!!!
His dad taught all about the land
And mine put a gun in my hand
He used to tell me about the stars at night
And I told him about our gang fights
But he was beat up by a cotton picker named Mike
For $2.50 and some overalls my friend lost his mind
Oh I'd love to shoot him up and his crew sometime
And tell him that I am a very bad guy cuz
Cracka gangstas can survive
Cracka gangstas can survive
Well you cant smoke us out
Cuz we'll make you run
Hey there boy let me introduce ya to my gun
We say screw ya and we don't care
When ya see us drive by we'll stick our fingers in the air
From Detroit, Michigan to a newspaper stand
And little ghettos all around this land
And we can shoot you up, we can skin you alive
Cracka gangstas can survive
Cracka gangstas can survive
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