Don't wanna go through all this ro-ot
It's half-past eight, it's gettin' dark
"But it's tradition" don't care, ri-ight
It just had to be me, that blows
Tried to get a substitute, but no
Oh-oh, seems I'm stuck pullin' thi-is gross
Wishbone

Guess I'll grab it with my pinky li-ike so-o
Not lookin' forward to the finger cramp, dude
You coulda dried it off fi-irst, bro
Do we have to do this, thou-ou-ough?
Don't wanna pull this wishbo-o-one

Make a wish? There's one tiny problem:
Nothin' is comin' to my-y mind, no-o-o
It never does, it's why I hate this
And though you can't reveal your wish, I
Feel like it cheats you of your own
E-Even if this whole "wish" thing's a load
Damn bone

Ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh
One snap and it's "What did you wish fo-or, bro-o?"
Um, I guess I wished that your wish would come true
"But I just wished the same thi-ing, bro"
A waste of time, this wishbo-o-one
You see why I hate wishbo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ones?

Ev'ry time, an utter loa-oa-oad
Next time, I'll toss that wishbo-o-one
Wi-ishbo-one
Wi-ishbo-one