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Song Parodies -> "What About Dove?"
Original Song Title:
"What About Love"
Original Performer:
Heart
Parody Song Title:
"What About Dove?"
Parody Written by:
Your Stalker
The Lyrics
Your Stalker is back after two years of parody hiatus. She was young and inexperiences the first time around, and is truly no better now than she was then. But hey, even us loserly-types need our pasttimes. I give you lame-o soap commercial parody, 'What About Dove?'
I have noted
That aroma of yours
I'm pretending that it hasn't got worse
The soap I'm sending
Ain't making it to your shower
You're denying that I must plug my nose
You're not trying to keep it under control
You smell like horse dung and that
Rabbit corpse in your backyard
'Cause there's something that you forgot
What about Dove
Don't you want someone to say you smell good
What about Dove
Lather that grime away
What about Dove
I only want to share it with you
You need it, oy vay
I can't smell you-- I think we both know why
But I can tell you that your stench makes me cry
Now I'm twitching, and my nostrils
Have started to itch
You must do something about this!
What about Dove
Don't you want someone to say you smell good
What about Dove
Lather that grime away
What about Dove
I only want to share it with you
You need it, oy vay
(x2)
That aroma of yours
I'm pretending that it hasn't got worse
The soap I'm sending
Ain't making it to your shower
You're denying that I must plug my nose
You're not trying to keep it under control
You smell like horse dung and that
Rabbit corpse in your backyard
'Cause there's something that you forgot
What about Dove
Don't you want someone to say you smell good
What about Dove
Lather that grime away
What about Dove
I only want to share it with you
You need it, oy vay
I can't smell you-- I think we both know why
But I can tell you that your stench makes me cry
Now I'm twitching, and my nostrils
Have started to itch
You must do something about this!
What about Dove
Don't you want someone to say you smell good
What about Dove
Lather that grime away
What about Dove
I only want to share it with you
You need it, oy vay
(x2)
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I loved it!
Very good. Dove also has some moisturing cream to soften your skin, make it smooth. Turn on the shower and lather up!
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