Song Parodies -> "New Job Now"

Original Song Title:

"New Girl Now"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"New Job Now"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Have you ever been told that being a relationship is like having a 2nd job (or more than 2nd job)? I thought about using that maxim to create this song.

(Verse 1)
Fu-ture’s got bright
Last boss didn’t care
After updating Linkedin
The interview was intense
My skills I can share

I don’t ever have to groan
If I need to make money
Why do you think I need to retrain?

(Chorus)
I’ve got a new job now
I’ve got a new job now
I’ve got a new job now
And there’s some work to do

(Verse 2)
So now I learn my place
And I can’t be a schmo
My thoughts to share and some flare
At the water cooler with Jerome

I don’t care if your pay is noisome
As you ignore my college degree
Why do you think I need to retrain?

(Chorus)
I’ve got a new job now
I’ve got a new job now
I’ve got a new job now
And there’s some work to do

(Guitar Solo)

I don’t ever have to groan
If I need to make money
Why do you think I need to retrain?

(Chorus)
I’ve got a new job now
I’ve got a new job now
I’ve got a new job now
And there’s some work to do
I’ve got a new job now
I’ve got a new job now
I’ve got a new job now
And there’s some work to do
Work to do
Work to do
Stuff to do

Fyi, I don't know a Jerome. Maybe this song can relate to the former unemployed out there.

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