-> "The Heart Of New Music"
Original Song Title:
"The Heart of Rock n' Roll"
Parody Song Title:
"The Heart Of New Music"
The Lyrics
Britney, Christina, and Jessica
All can't sing at all, they stink
And all the boy bands obviously have
Never hit puberty
When their so called music comes on the radio
I immediately turn it off
The music behind them doesn't have rhythm
How do people like this stuff
I say the heart of new music isn't beating
It's been long dead, no more breathing
The old music was much better, I think
Yeah the heart of new music, heart of new music isn't beating
50 cent, P Diddy, and Jay-Z
Are part of the new rap crap, see
All they do is cuss into the mike
And get paid lots of money
Who would call this music
It just makes you sick
To hear them talk about their life
While you hear in the distance a rhythm
Hearing this stuff will give you strife
I say the heart of new music isn't beating
It's been long dead, no more breathing
The old music was much better, I think
Yeah the heart of new music, heart of new music isn't beating
Nickelback, Metallica, Linkin Park, all part of modern rock
Where is the music, there's just distortion, and disturbing lyrics shock
The nerve to call it music, what a big stink this whole noise now makes
It makes you wanna cover your ears, or else you'll get real bad headaches
I say the heart of new music isn't beating
You know country music also stinks
It's always extremely depressing
And the music they use, yeah the music they use is annoying
I say the heart of new music isn't beating
It's been long dead, no more breathing
The old music was much better, I think
Yeah the heart of new music, heart of new music isn't beating
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