I want a new job
One that won't spit on me
One that will let me sleep in late
Or let me go home at three

I want a new job
One that let's me lay back
One that will let me surf for porn
And let me play blackjack

One that will serve me breakfast
Keep me nice and loose
One that makes me feel like I'm sniffing on some glue
Don't want much to do

I want a new job
That lets me chill
That doesn't demand too much
Or requires skill

I want a new job
Where I can get paid
Ten thousand dollars an hour
While I get to play all day

One that will serve me breakfast
Keep me nice and loose
One that makes me feel like I'm sniffing on some glue
Don't want much to do
Don't want much to do baby

I want a new job
With plenty of perks
With hot girls in really short skirts
And a boss who isn't a jerk

I want a new job
With plenty of clout
One that gives a three-hour lunch
And lets me frolic about

One that will serve me breakfast
Keep me nice and loose
One that makes me feel like I'm sniffing on some glue
Don't want much to do