Cleopatra, Martha Pineda
I've heard of those characters before
Barbara Sawyer, and Fran Walker
She's also a mother of four

Now she died, though she met Michael Jackson
Though I cried, when she got passed away
But despite suffering near-death occasions
Born on UK, but raised in USA

[first chorus]
Elizabeth, she's who I know
I've seen her on General Hospital
Elizabeth, portrayed Katherine Cole
She played Alexandra Del Lago

Catherine Holly, the Real Sally
Also the voice of Maggie Simpson
Marguerite Sydney, and Madame Conti
Oh and Jimmie Jean Jackson

Now she died, though she married eight men
Though I cried, when her heart starts to fall
But despite that she's been "Sara Southern"
See her first name, she's really known as

[second chorus]
Elizabeth, she's who I know
Between Friends' Deborah Shapiro
Elizabeth, as Pearl Slaghoople
And a boardmember at the Chateau

[instrumental break]

[repeat first chorus then second chorus until fade]