Yeah-eah!

I need a new butt
One that won't get no split
One that sits comfy in a car
Won't make my rear three feet thick

I need a new butt
One that fits in my bed
One that won't get a teacher fired
Or get a book... unread

One that won't make the circus
Mix-A-Lot won't to do
One that's made of steel like
The steel in Clark Kent's suit
When I'm alone in loo

I need a new butt
You know the drill
One that don't fart too much
I'd hand out playbills

I need a new butt
One you'd rate triple A
One that won't get numb in the night
One that won't fall asleep all day

One that won't do disservice
One you won't find in zoos
One you find in books
Made for kids in number 2
In the grade number 2
In grade number 2, baby

(Saxophone solo)

I need a new butt
Gluteus to the max
One that won't make me J too Lo
One that fits in a pair of slacks

I need a new butt
One that sticks out
One that won't make you talk too much
Or make you miss... your route

One that won't get me fired
Reading to number 2's
One that makes me feel
Mississipi's full of fools
Don't like the First, just 2
Just Amandment 2