-> "The Church of Scientology"
Original Song Title:
"The Cult of Personality"
Parody Song Title:
"The Church of Scientology"
The Lyrics
{SPOKEN by Impersonist}
"I have high hopes of smashing my name into history so violently that it will take a legendary form, even if all the books are destroyed. That goal is the real goal as far as I am concerned." ~ L. Ron Hubbard http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard
Look at my life, my legacy
The Church of Scientology
I’ve had my pleasure, I’ve lived my dreams
I’ve smashed my name into history ohhh…
I’m the Church of Scientology
Not Kirstie Alley or [Leah] Remini
I’m the Church of Scientology
The Church of Scientology
The Church of Scientology
Top Gun hunks, South Park punks
When a star gets glib, some start blowing chunks
You don’t have to swallow me
It’s not Jonah’s whale story
I wrote the words you call belief
I’m the Commodore you Hail as Chief ohh…
I’m the Church of Scientology
Oh how I sowed, oh how I reaped
And Science Fiction don’t come cheap ohh…
I’m the Church of Scientology
Not John Travolta nor Presley’s ohh…
I’m the Church of Scientology
The Church of Scientology
The Church of Scientology
Oscar nods, Cheeky sods
Do you have to ask? Who’s playing God
Who to trust to skipper thee?
Maybe I could sail your seas
(Guitar solo)
I made a fortune, I smashed my name
I made religion a God damned game
I am the author you need to read ohh…
I’M…
THE…
CHURCH…
OF…
SCI…
EN…
TOL…
OGY
I am the Church of (x8)
Scientology
{SPOKEN by Impersonist}
“If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion."
A Reader's Digest article of May 1980 quoted Hubbard as saying
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