Recital's loomin'
It's bad enough that I get stage fri-ight
The reason that I'm freakin'
Is the fact my reed's out of si-ight
Ah-ah-ah-ah

Can't find my reed
Ooh, can't fi-ind my damn sax's reed
I friggin' lost my reed

Oh-ooh-oh-oh
Should've held it closely
And now I've wasted the last sev'ral da-ays
Ev'ry last inch, I'm searchin'
Scrounge until I find it's hiding place
Ooh-ooh yeah

Must fi-ind my reed
Ooh, in ti-ime, kinda need my reed
Hate that I lost my reed
Stupid friggin' reed
I didn't buy it cheap
Need to find my reed
Must un-lose my reed
Recital's on in three

Ooh
I'm screwed

Guess those music lessons
Were a waste of cash, my face fa-alls
Wait a tic, what's this odd feelin'?
Inside my pocket, hey, there's my sax ree-eed!
Whoa-oh

Whoa-oh-ooh-ooh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Holy crap, I found my reed, damn sax reed
After all that banal faldera-a-al
Yeah, I found you, should plan to buy a spare or three
Sometime