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Song Parodies -> "I Should Have Never Come To Wal-Mart"
Original Song Title:
"Never Tear Us Apart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
INXS
Parody Song Title:
"I Should Have Never Come To Wal-Mart"
Parody Written by:
lebeiW15
The Lyrics
Another crowded store parody
I'm waiting
In this crowded store
I'm wishing that I
Had not come to Wal-Mart
(chorus)
I
I was standing
In the line
So sick of waiting
I should have never come to Wal-Mart
Guy in front of me's buying beers
That stupid Muzak, really is hurting my ears
I feel as if I could die
Why did I come here?
I do not have a clue why-y-y-y-y-y-y
(chorus)
I
I was standing
In the line
So sick of waiting
I should have never come to Wal-Mart
(repeat chorus)
In this crowded store
I'm wishing that I
Had not come to Wal-Mart
(chorus)
I
I was standing
In the line
So sick of waiting
I should have never come to Wal-Mart
Guy in front of me's buying beers
That stupid Muzak, really is hurting my ears
I feel as if I could die
Why did I come here?
I do not have a clue why-y-y-y-y-y-y
(chorus)
I
I was standing
In the line
So sick of waiting
I should have never come to Wal-Mart
(repeat chorus)
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Hey, this was a good one. It seems like I'm the first to comment on this one; I'm pretty sure it's been around for quite a while. By the way, I myself seldom go to Wal-Mart, if at all; I agree that it gets crowded.
Good one L15, I never go to Wal-Mart, personally!
I don't care for Wal-Mart either!
Wal-Mart doesn't sell beer.
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