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Song Parodies -> "Flight of Chuck Wagon"
Original Song Title:
"Flight of the Dragon"
Original Performer:
Jackie Chan
Parody Song Title:
"Flight of Chuck Wagon"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
NO, you're NOT reading this incorrectly; Jackie Chan did indeed have a musical career in addition to his more prolific film career. Anyways, I wanted an epic closing to this decade, even if it was more "fail" than "epic". Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
Out of the yeast,
They put whipped cream on my pie.
Need some iced tea,
‘Cause the crust is so dry.
The food trucks must yield to me,
Stomach will roar.
The sound wakes my mother up,
Wagon will soar.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
I’m gonna die,
I ate fast; I’m gonna die.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
I’m gonna die,
I ate fast; I’m gonna die.
[guitar solo]
Out of the yeast,
They put whipped cream on my pie.
Need some iced tea,
‘Cause the crust is so dry.
The food trucks must yield to me,
Stomach will roar.
The sound wakes my mother up,
Wagon will soar.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
I’m gonna die,
I ate fast; I’m gonna die.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
I’m gonna die,
I ate fast; I’m gonna die.
[another guitar solo]
There’s such a crowd,
The chicken’s gonna get fried.
My hunger’s won,
French fries right at my side.
The burgers before me lie
On grills galore.
Along with fried chicken, yay!
Wagon will soar.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
I’m gonna die,
I ate fast; I’m gonna die.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
I’m gonna die,
I ate fast; I’m gonna die.
[yet another guitar solo]
There’s such a crowd,
The chicken’s gonna get fried.
My hunger’s won,
French fries right at my side.
The burgers before me lie
On grills galore.
Along with fried chicken, yay!
Wagon will soar.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
I’m gonna die,
I ate fast; I’m gonna die.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
Pie upon pie.
They put whipped cream on my pie.
Need some iced tea,
‘Cause the crust is so dry.
The food trucks must yield to me,
Stomach will roar.
The sound wakes my mother up,
Wagon will soar.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
I’m gonna die,
I ate fast; I’m gonna die.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
I’m gonna die,
I ate fast; I’m gonna die.
[guitar solo]
Out of the yeast,
They put whipped cream on my pie.
Need some iced tea,
‘Cause the crust is so dry.
The food trucks must yield to me,
Stomach will roar.
The sound wakes my mother up,
Wagon will soar.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
I’m gonna die,
I ate fast; I’m gonna die.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
I’m gonna die,
I ate fast; I’m gonna die.
[another guitar solo]
There’s such a crowd,
The chicken’s gonna get fried.
My hunger’s won,
French fries right at my side.
The burgers before me lie
On grills galore.
Along with fried chicken, yay!
Wagon will soar.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
I’m gonna die,
I ate fast; I’m gonna die.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
I’m gonna die,
I ate fast; I’m gonna die.
[yet another guitar solo]
There’s such a crowd,
The chicken’s gonna get fried.
My hunger’s won,
French fries right at my side.
The burgers before me lie
On grills galore.
Along with fried chicken, yay!
Wagon will soar.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
I’m gonna die,
I ate fast; I’m gonna die.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
Pie upon pie,
I reach for pie upon pie.
Pie upon pie.
Copyright 2019 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by the mountains not yielding to you.
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