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Song Parodies -> "Us Three Blind Mice"
Original Song Title:
"Doctor My Eyes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jackson Browne
Parody Song Title:
"Us Three Blind Mice"
Parody Written by:
wildcard
The Lyrics
Doctor, our eyes cant see our peers,
Ever worse things we have fears
Could be dying,
From this loss you understand,
We have done all that we could
Just to feed and to be good without biting,
You must fix us if you can
Us Three Blind Mice
Our tails aren't so long
Was slashed by knife
What ever did we do wrong?
We have wandered through this farm
And for four years with no harm
We've been living
And then she shows her scheme,
People just do what they will
We never noticed this until we got this feeling
Our tales shorter then it seems,
Us Three Blind Mice
Can you sew us three
We hear owl cries
They say that "they're fed up with three"
Us Three Blind Mice
We cannot see how? why?
Like swatted flies
Well at least we don't spit our saliv
Ever worse things we have fears
Could be dying,
From this loss you understand,
We have done all that we could
Just to feed and to be good without biting,
You must fix us if you can
Us Three Blind Mice
Our tails aren't so long
Was slashed by knife
What ever did we do wrong?
We have wandered through this farm
And for four years with no harm
We've been living
And then she shows her scheme,
People just do what they will
We never noticed this until we got this feeling
Our tales shorter then it seems,
Us Three Blind Mice
Can you sew us three
We hear owl cries
They say that "they're fed up with three"
Us Three Blind Mice
We cannot see how? why?
Like swatted flies
Well at least we don't spit our saliv
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come on, even eat fries although to much salt for me
I am thankful that I got a nickel so I can eat something today. May the three pennies become five. Please help me get a good idea as I am running out of real good ideas Amen ;) well as far as wildcard goes this is a joke
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