I Can't Stand Watching Buy Me That;
And I Can't Stand Arthur, Rugrats, Or Kidsongs,
Those Shows Are Such A Drat;
I Hate Goanimate Grounded Videos;
And Goanimate Arrested Videos;
And The Sylvanian Families Theme Song;
Those Things I Hate;

I Can't Stand The Clue Club Theme;
I Can't Stand MCA-TV From 1989-Back;
With The 1958 Revue Theme;
And The Map And Backpack Songs;
From Dora The Explorer;
And Canned Pasta From Supermarkets;
Those Things I Hate;

(Vocals From "Lawyers In Love")

Another Thing That I Can't Stand;
Is Dora The Explorer (The Nick Jr. Series);
And I Can't Stand Diego Or Modern Other Nick Jr. Shows;
And Other Trash TV Shows And Soaps;
And Other Foods That I Can't Stand;
Those Things I Hate;

(Vocals From "Lawyers In Love")

(Instrumental To The End)