Gimme a lift!

Waiting for that yellow car
Soaked and I'm a grump! (Ugh!)
Backseat's full of pestilence
Such a garbage dump! Gross!
Scared white! I'm gonna vomit!

Taxi! (Taxi Cab!)
What's that strange sink? (Gross!)
Hate that Taxi Cab!
Taxi! (Taxi Cab!)
Spent all my change, Damn
On this Taxi ride!

I can't stand that cabby jerk, He's foreign and really rude (Damn)
Noo noo, Daamn...
The only Taxi guy I like's Benny the cartoon* (Yup)
That's Roger's dude
Uh-huh, Film's shown, See!

Taxi! (Taxi Cab!)
There's exposed springs! (Damn)
Painful taxi ride
Taxi! (Taxi Cab!)
Driver's deranged (Yup!)
Travis Bickle** guy!
Taxi! (Taxi Cab!)
Used condoms near my shoes! (Gross!)
Yucky Taxi ride
Taxi! (Taxi Cab!)
Next one's Ernest Borgnine*** drunk on booze! (Ugh!)
New York Taxi Ride!

Could you learn to drive, please?!
Buckle up!

Bet freaks were nude (Groan...)
Right on this bench they sexed (It bites!)
Sucks to be poor, I can't buy the car I want (Nooo nooo nope!)
So frightfully, I'm stuck with the same
Routine to get back home
Won't take the train, That's crazy!
I'll transit
In sedans that are rusty!

Taxi! (Taxi Cab!) Back here I'll squeeze
Crappy Taxi ride!
Taxi! (Taxi Cab!) Forced me to rage! (Damn!)
Loathe this Taxi ride!

Taaaaaaaxiiii! (Taxi Cab!) Each time I'll freeze
Windows won't incline!
You'll hear those wheels screech! (Yikes!)
TAXI! Smashed through those trees! (Whoa!)
Crazy tazi drive!
Eek!

Mentally scarred!

Hey!
Sick of wastin' money wads!
(On these rides!)
Think I'll try that Uber car!
(Taxis bite!)
Better than that Taxi brute!
(Taxis bite!)
Since if you suck I'll rate you 2s!
(Taxis died!)

Speeeeeeeedy!
(Taxi rides!)
Once reigned supreme!

So long Taxi rides!