-> "Be Quite Scared"
Original Song Title:
"Be Prepared"
Original Performer:
Jeremy Irons (Lion King)
Parody Song Title:
"Be Quite Scared"
The Lyrics
BE QUITE SCARED
The time I became a detective
Was when I first knew of my power.
I suddenly came most effective
At making you criminals cower.
I've dealt with all types of detection,
From murder to stealing a car.
If you look, you will see on inspection,
The culprits don't get very far.
My message to you is quite simple,
I don't mess around on the case.
We start a new era
Of me being nearer,
So shut up and listen
Or else you'll be missin'
The message I'm giving
Is I'm not forgiving.
If you ever get right in my face.
Your future will be quite impaired,
Be quite scared.
They tell me that down at the station,
That no-one has any respect.
You see, I've got this reputation
Of being a pain in the neck.
They know I don't suffer fools gladly,
That paperwork goes out the door.
I treat my superiors badly,
It's almost as if we're at war.
I don't give a damn to the rule book,
I just like to do things my way.
So if you can hear me
I think you should fear me,
For one thing is certain
For you it is curtains,
My high expectation
And determination
Will win at the end of the day.
So Ignore me you scum if you dare,
Be quite scared.
So ignore me you scum if you dare,
Be quite scared.
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