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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Clothes"
Original Song Title:
"Centerfold"
Original Performer:
J. Geils Band
Parody Song Title:
"Santa's Clothes"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
This is the 2nd straight night i sat down from about 12 mindight to 1 AM and wrote a parody of an 80s song. Too bad i don't have that kind of work ethic for school
Suit of red, sits in sled
Pulled by antlered mutts
This jovial, total stranger
Seems one wheel short of a bus
He said "Merry Christmas"
And gave me a key chain
He took that thing from Macy's
The price tag still remained
Weird old guy should look up
The date on a calendar
I told that total stranger
It is just December 3rd
His mind is lost
His sanity has come and gone
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus (stranger thinks he's Santa Claus)
He's breaking laws
To buy things has too steep a cost
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus
Cheeks and nose are red from paint
And what he's drinking is not for saints
Beard is shaved, and it's replaced
With cotton candy gobs
And when a kid passes by
He offers some Jack
Or certain white
Stuff that had been glued upon
The face of that old slob
He's loud, drunk, and messy
A sorry sight to see
To hear him yelling "ho, ho, ho"
Gives some the wrong idea
His mind is lost
His sanity has come and gone
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus (stranger thinks he's Santa Claus)
He's breaking laws
To buy things has too steep a cost
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus
Na na na na na...
I think that
All crazi-er than this man
Have estates they call Neverland
I can't believe he's running free
And not in police custody
His deer bark, and their twigs
Might poke somebody's eye out
And think if he goes on a roof...
I'll be glad it's not my house
I found the reason why the cops
Do nothing so this guy is stopped
Police don't even bother
Because he is the mayor's father
It's strange I know
But that is just the way it goes
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes ( From april through the winter snows)
I guess he chose
To walk along a different road
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes
Na na na na na...
It's strange I know
But that is just the way it goes
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes ( From april through the winter snows)
I guess he chose
To walk along a different road
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes
Pulled by antlered mutts
This jovial, total stranger
Seems one wheel short of a bus
He said "Merry Christmas"
And gave me a key chain
He took that thing from Macy's
The price tag still remained
Weird old guy should look up
The date on a calendar
I told that total stranger
It is just December 3rd
His mind is lost
His sanity has come and gone
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus (stranger thinks he's Santa Claus)
He's breaking laws
To buy things has too steep a cost
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus
Cheeks and nose are red from paint
And what he's drinking is not for saints
Beard is shaved, and it's replaced
With cotton candy gobs
And when a kid passes by
He offers some Jack
Or certain white
Stuff that had been glued upon
The face of that old slob
He's loud, drunk, and messy
A sorry sight to see
To hear him yelling "ho, ho, ho"
Gives some the wrong idea
His mind is lost
His sanity has come and gone
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus (stranger thinks he's Santa Claus)
He's breaking laws
To buy things has too steep a cost
This stranger thinks he's Santa Claus
Na na na na na...
I think that
All crazi-er than this man
Have estates they call Neverland
I can't believe he's running free
And not in police custody
His deer bark, and their twigs
Might poke somebody's eye out
And think if he goes on a roof...
I'll be glad it's not my house
I found the reason why the cops
Do nothing so this guy is stopped
Police don't even bother
Because he is the mayor's father
It's strange I know
But that is just the way it goes
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes ( From april through the winter snows)
I guess he chose
To walk along a different road
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes
Na na na na na...
It's strange I know
But that is just the way it goes
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes ( From april through the winter snows)
I guess he chose
To walk along a different road
The mayor's dad wears Santa's clothes
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Very funny, Ethan! "Beard is shaved, and it’s replaced With cotton candy gobs" Hilarious visual on that! .
Ho ho
Ho-ho, ho ho
Ho ho ho
Hohoho
Ho-ho !
Ho-ho, ho ho
Ho ho ho
Hohoho
Ho-ho !
This was a =Delight!
Great job!
LOL - very good! Great job with the pacing, especially.
Nice B-)
Ho! Lotsa great lines - I liked your sub for "this ain't no Never Never Land"
Thanks everyone for voting. Spaff - the idea for this somehow came to me last night after reading a comment on "every toy you break" about nobody writing christmas parodies to non-christmas tunes
I liked "April through the winter snows."
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