Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Nets Stinks II"
Original Song Title:
"Love Stinks"
(MP3)Original Performer:
J. Geils Band
Parody Song Title:
"Nets Stinks II"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
The first version was submitted back when they were in New Jersey, now...
You hate them
But who likes them?
And they're depressingly bad
They just can't win
And it's just sad
You just cannot lie
Shows nothing has changed
You're gonna want to die
Smell's in your range
The stench and it stinks
You know for sure
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
Losers lose each one by one
It's gonna blind you as it is
Fans are now done
They saw them fall
Teams cast with pall
The Nets won't try
They're really dry
They don't care for any championship wins
All I can say is
Still stinks
(Still stinks)
Still stinks yeah yeah
(Still stinks)
Still stinks yeah yeah
(Still stinks)
Still stinks yeah yeah
(Still stinks)
Still stinks yeah yeah
They're bunch of fakers
They've played like Jets
They have no takers
Nets stinks
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
But who likes them?
And they're depressingly bad
They just can't win
And it's just sad
You just cannot lie
Shows nothing has changed
You're gonna want to die
Smell's in your range
The stench and it stinks
You know for sure
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
Losers lose each one by one
It's gonna blind you as it is
Fans are now done
They saw them fall
Teams cast with pall
The Nets won't try
They're really dry
They don't care for any championship wins
All I can say is
Still stinks
(Still stinks)
Still stinks yeah yeah
(Still stinks)
Still stinks yeah yeah
(Still stinks)
Still stinks yeah yeah
(Still stinks)
Still stinks yeah yeah
They're bunch of fakers
They've played like Jets
They have no takers
Nets stinks
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
I know the Knicks right now are worst but I got nothing for them right now.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 6 | 6 | 6 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
This was good for 5 points
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/jgeilsband45.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1024
