Couldn't sing along (bad pacing), not funny, 1s. Looking forward to what Ron Swanson has to say...

It's not meant to be funny but accurate, and Swanson only has lousy meat recipes to poison people with.

You asked for it veegs...

HOW TO FIELD DRESS A BULL ELK

Shoot the animal first and, as you approach carefully (ideally toward the animal's back), you should be alert to the animal's eyes to make sure it's dead! If its eyes are closed, it is not dead. If it blinks when you extend a stick or your rifle barrel to touch an open eye, then it is not dead. If it is not dead, then shoot the animal again, placing a follow-up shot through the chest to cause rapid bleeding from the lungs, or possibly to hit the heart. (A shot through the rib cage area will damage a minimum amount of meat and will produce massive bleeding from the elk's lungs to ensure a rapid death.) Do not attempt to cut its throat while it is alive. A bull elk will normally weigh between 400 and 700 pounds and will have antlers with sharp points. This animal is very strong, even if injured and should not be "handled" until it is dead.

Now, dressing the animal is best done from behind as the clothing will be impossible to put on over large antlers. Clothing from a circus fat lady will work great since a bull elk can weigh up to 700 lbs. You might have to enlarge the neck of the dress before putting it on the elk from behind. Now, one person can slightly lift the elks hind end just enough for two people, working from both sides, pull the dress under and over the elks rear end. Pull up evenly so the dress slides under the elk while the top slides over. Pull dress up enough to clear the back legs and also so the front legs fit through the arm holes. And that’s how it’s done.

I almost forgot, hi Andria! I gave it 1s too. I'll bet that constitution guy gave it 5s.

Not here to comment on the parody or the subject matter (I tend to stay away from those touchy subjects and stick with things about hot boys and football) but Ron's comment caught my eye, because I grew up in a hunting family, and wanted to see how his technique compared to what I've been taught and have done.

Totally caught me off guard...but made me LOL! Nice...

Ron, I think so too. And I believe that IRL, you are one of the Inthe00s regulars who also frequents this site...