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Song Parodies -> "Bad Punctuation"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Reputation"
Original Performer:
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Parody Song Title:
"Bad Punctuation"
Parody Written by:
MasonR
The Lyrics
Well I don;t. give a damn about my bad punctuation
Cause a misplaced, comma won't spoil my reputation;
And Ill mispel word's and I dont cair
Cause my teacher grades me fair
So I dont give a dam; bout my bad, puctuation
Oh no==Not me..,
Cannot spell type or, read cause it makes me imPAtient
I could learn that stuff but id rather take va!cation
So I speak reel good
That is what I t'ink
?So why waist no more ink
And I ,don't giv. a dam : bowt my )bad( punktuation
Oh no, not me
Oh no? not mE
Spell me, boys!
And I dont give a damn bout; my bad punkchewation
ANd I don't care that I lack...skills communication
I will try to say-what I wanna say
You ""wont understnd' anyway
So why shud I cair fore mi bad punchuwaitchon
I dont giv a! damm b*out my (badd(( pukchelatyion
What the he'lls past' tense%
I haate hyphen-ation
(And I only spell right
In my diary.
That way no one else will see
That I do give a damn
'Bout my bad punctuation!)
Cause a misplaced, comma won't spoil my reputation;
And Ill mispel word's and I dont cair
Cause my teacher grades me fair
So I dont give a dam; bout my bad, puctuation
Oh no==Not me..,
Cannot spell type or, read cause it makes me imPAtient
I could learn that stuff but id rather take va!cation
So I speak reel good
That is what I t'ink
?So why waist no more ink
And I ,don't giv. a dam : bowt my )bad( punktuation
Oh no, not me
Oh no? not mE
Spell me, boys!
And I dont give a damn bout; my bad punkchewation
ANd I don't care that I lack...skills communication
I will try to say-what I wanna say
You ""wont understnd' anyway
So why shud I cair fore mi bad punchuwaitchon
I dont giv a! damm b*out my (badd(( pukchelatyion
What the he'lls past' tense%
I haate hyphen-ation
(And I only spell right
In my diary.
That way no one else will see
That I do give a damn
'Bout my bad punctuation!)
Parody by Mason "copy editing position open" Resnick
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Brilliant :-) Makes me wish I'd thought of it.
Hilar-ree!ous mIst-r ressnek~
You should be in high-tech marketing. This is great! 5s
@#$%^& funny...5s
Phil--great minds like to think alike! Red Ant--Thanks you8s'e. John Barry--LOL! I work in the photo industry and have read many a poorly-written tech manual & press release. Alvin Rhodes--thanks a *@$^& lot! ;-)
Ha% brillllllllll-iant - this deserves a $$$
Yikes! I can't believe I missed this gem eariler. wonderful. 555
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Stuart-Thanks, but shouldn't that be %%%? (Check your keyboard!) Carol-better late than never--thanks! Michael-!thank y00
Love it!!! 555!!
Ha ha! Normally, I'm pretty stringent on spelling (see: Alex Zander's 'I'm Bringing Trekkie's Back'), but wen itz dun on purpus, I kant help but laf!!! And this iz cumming frum sumbuddy who duzn't kno the orijinul song!!
...However, I envy you for using the idea I was going to put to THIN LIZZY'S "Bad Reputation." Oh, well...
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