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Song Parodies -> "Out There With Martin Clunes"
Original Song Title:
"I Hate Myself (For Loving You)"
Original Performer:
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Parody Song Title:
"Out There With Martin Clunes"
Parody Written by:
Doc Martin
The Lyrics
Martin Clunes has landed a new ITV role following the conclusion of Doc Martin last year – and it sounds a world away from the comedy-drama series. The actor will star in thriller Out There, where he will play "a farmer confronted with dark forces seeping into his rural community" – namely county lines drug dealing. Clunes said: "I’m very happy to be working with Marc Evans and Ed Whitmore again after the success of Manhunt. Out There couldn’t be more different from Doc Martin. It’s pretty dark, but definitely a story worth telling.”
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Doc Martin is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Doc Martin is bound to get you,
Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin...mmm...
(female vocal)
Martin Clunes,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Martin Clunes,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
He’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
He’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Martin Clunes,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Martin Clunes,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, watch that guy from TV,
Let’s watch Martin Clunes!
(vocal trio)
Martin Clunes,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Martin Clunes,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
He’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
He’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Martin Clunes,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Martin Clunes,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Watch that guy from TV,
Let’s watch Martin Clunes, whoa!
Martin Clunes,
(instrumental call-back)
Martin Clunes,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
He’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
He’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Martin Clunes,
(instrumental call-back)
Martin Clunes,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Watch that guy from TV,
Let’s watch Martin Clunes, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Doc Martin is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Doc Martin is bound to get you,
Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin...mmm...
(female vocal)
Martin Clunes,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Martin Clunes,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
He’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
He’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Martin Clunes,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Martin Clunes,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, watch that guy from TV,
Let’s watch Martin Clunes!
(vocal trio)
Martin Clunes,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
Martin Clunes,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
He’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
He’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Martin Clunes,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Martin Clunes,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Watch that guy from TV,
Let’s watch Martin Clunes, whoa!
Martin Clunes,
(instrumental call-back)
Martin Clunes,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
He’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
He’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
Martin Clunes,
(instrumental call-back)
Martin Clunes,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Watch that guy from TV,
Let’s watch Martin Clunes, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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