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Song Parodies -> "Tin Foil"
Original Song Title:
"I love Rock n Roll"
Original Performer:
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Parody Song Title:
"Tin Foil"
Parody Written by:
Johny D
The Lyrics
I lost a bunch of money on the slots
Then I had to drive down to the store
The goose with Golden Gong
And the bull just walked along
The grass stains on the car
I washed it with OxyClean
My tin foil
wrapped up a fish cause it smelled fishy
My tin foil
I read Stephen King's Misery
Chinese proverbs have talking animals
I read them down at the store
I like the one about the stone cutter who wanted to be a mountain then learned his lesson
You ever read that one while standing in line for tickets?
Get my oven mitts on
Baseball's on at three
Can't find my mitts
I'll use a bathroom towel
My tin foil
It's really hurts in your boody crack baby
My tin foil
La de da da wee wee wee
Dr. Hook never made it on the cover of Rolling Stone
I left the iron on
My deoderant is strong
It's heat activated
My tin foil
I knocked up my girl, she had a baby
My tin foil
Her dad found out and came over to my house and then he got even madder when he saw me and beat the crap out of me
Then I had to drive down to the store
The goose with Golden Gong
And the bull just walked along
The grass stains on the car
I washed it with OxyClean
My tin foil
wrapped up a fish cause it smelled fishy
My tin foil
I read Stephen King's Misery
Chinese proverbs have talking animals
I read them down at the store
I like the one about the stone cutter who wanted to be a mountain then learned his lesson
You ever read that one while standing in line for tickets?
Get my oven mitts on
Baseball's on at three
Can't find my mitts
I'll use a bathroom towel
My tin foil
It's really hurts in your boody crack baby
My tin foil
La de da da wee wee wee
Dr. Hook never made it on the cover of Rolling Stone
I left the iron on
My deoderant is strong
It's heat activated
My tin foil
I knocked up my girl, she had a baby
My tin foil
Her dad found out and came over to my house and then he got even madder when he saw me and beat the crap out of me
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Um.............HUH?
The "Johny d" impostor strikes again!
Hey, " Johny D ", if you posted the Michael Jackson Thriller parody today under my name by mistake, come on and say so and take credit for your own work - you write good stuff - don't give ME the credit for what YOU write - take credit that you deserve yourself, dude.
This is maybe the most random thing I have ever read.
Oh thank heavens, I knew neither of them were you, but I was starting to worry!
I can see an honest mistake in the first parody, but now this guy is either a jerk or totally stupid. Screw him.
Pacing is way off. "My tin foil" is only 3 syllables, compared to "I love rock and roll" which is 5. Not only that, but it was very unfunny. I will vote 2-1-1.
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