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Song Parodies -> "I Love Alcohol"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock 'n' Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Alcohol"

Parody Written by:

Weird Dave

The Lyrics

Only took me 20 minutes to write. See if you can tell! NOTE - The ORIGINAL version of this song was actually written by the band 'Arrows' in 1975. Joan Jett saw this performed by that band when she was part of The Runaways and touring with Arrows. Joan Jett recorded this song a few times and with The Blackhearts, she released the version we all know well in 1981.
I took some money out of a cash machine
Been drinking cash away since seventeen
From alco-pop to strong
But sloe gin takes too loooong...

An' I could drink alot
When my friends are with me
Yeah me...
An' I could drink alot
When my friends are with me
Yeah me, singin'

I love alcohol!
Sambuca, Absinthe, Whiskey, Wine and Baileys!
I love alcohol!
So won't you take a shot, get drunk with me!

There's all sorts of fantastic drinking games
Like one with sambuca, my mouth and a flame
Spit it if you dare
Burn nearby women's hair...
You'll light them all up like burning christmas trees
Yeh trees!
You'll light them all up like burning christmas trees
Yeh trees, singin'

I love alcohol!
Sambuca, Absinthe, Whiskey, Wine and Baileys!
I love alcohol!
So won't you take a shot, get drunk with me!

Spit it if you dare
Burn nearby women's hair...
You'll light them all up like burning christmas trees
Yeh trees!
You'll light them all up like burning christmas trees
Yeh trees, singin'

I love alcohol!
Sambuca, Absinthe, Whiskey, Wine and Baileys!
I love alcohol!
So won't you take a shot, get drunk with me!


I love alcohol!
Sambuca, Absinthe, Whiskey, Wine and Baileys!
I love alcohol!
So won't you take a shot, get drunk with -


I love alcohol!
Sambuca, Absinthe, Whiskey, Wine and Baileys!
I love alcohol!
So won't you take a shot, get drunk with -


I love alcohol!
Sambuca, Absinthe, Whiskey, Wine and Baileys!
I love alcohol!
So won't you take a shot, get drunk with -


I love alcohol!
Sambuca, Absinthe, Whiskey, Wine and Baileys!
I love alcohol!
So won't you take a shot, get drunk with me!
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Steve K. - June 15, 2012 - Report this comment
I'll drink to that!
Porfle Popnecker - June 15, 2012 - Report this comment
What, no beer?
Weird Dave - June 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Sorry Porfle, didn't fit in the song. Plenty of others in my bar though ;D

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