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Song Parodies -> "I Love Karl Marx"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock'N'Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Karl Marx"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

I read Communist Manifesto (nanana, nana)
Then went to Cuba to meet Fidel Castro, (nanana, nana)

I love the Socialists
And Lenin’s Bolsheviks
We put the Romanovs
In Ekaterinberg graves

Then we won in Vietnam,
Beat USA, S, A,

(chorus)
"I love Karl Marx,
Collectivization, Comrade Stalin,
I love Karl Marx,
Pled the 5th at HUAC, joined the party,
Mao! (nanana, nana)

I smile when I see the hammer and sickle displayed,
Das Kapital says Hugo Chavez should be obeyed,
And Khrushchev was the Man, but Gorby split our land,
The Soviet Union fell, because he was too weak,
Allende overthrown by Chile’s Pinochet, singing
(chorus)
"I love Karl Marx,
I’d give my life for the Soviet Union,
I love Groucho Marx,
And Chico, Harpo, Zeppo too,
Mao!

The Magas think we’re Commies, in the basement of their Mommies.

But we’re really centrist Democrats, and Magas are evil Fascists,
Those election denying fools, all flunked out of school
They think that

We love Karl Marx
Collectivization, Comrade Stalin
We love Socialists,
Supporting Lenin’s Bolsheviks.
We love Karl Marx
Collectivization, Comrade Stalin
We love Socialists,
Supporting Lenin’s Bolsheviks.
We love Karl Marx
Collectivization, Comrade Stalin
We love Socialists,
Supporting Lenin’s Bolsheviks.
We love Karl Marx
Collectivization, Comrade Stalin
We love Socialists,
Supporting Lenin’s Bolsheviks.
We love Karl Marx
Collectivization, Comrade Stalin
We love Socialists,
Supporting Lenin’s Bolsheviks.

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