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Song Parodies -> "I Need Tylenol"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock 'N' Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

Parody Song Title:

"I Need Tylenol"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Heard this song at my local Safeway today and immediately thought of this parody in the store while in line! For some odd reason I thought this might be one of Porfle's type of songs- he does the best silly ones :)
Was having a bad day with my head throbbing
I knew I must be having another migraine
My day was going wrong
Head was hurting all day long
And I could tell it wouldn't take long to get to the pharmacy
And I could tell it wouldn't take long to get to the pharmacy

Aching, I need Tylenol
I gotta make a run for that pharmacy, hurry!
I need Tylenol
Gotta swallow gel caps to get some fast relief
Ouch!

Got there, but I was still having so much pain
“No, price don't matter“, I said to the tech all the same
She said, "This may be too strong,
but it will last real long!"
And next I was moving on, water was free, yeah free
Next I was moving on, water was free, yeah free

Aching, I need Tylenol
I gotta make a run for that pharmacy, hurry!
I need Tylenol
Gotta swallow gel caps to get some fast relief
Ouch!

She said, "This may be too strong,
but it will last real long!"
Next I was moving on, water was free, yeah free
And I’ll be moving on until that migraine is gone, finally!!!

Aching, I need Tylenol
I gotta make a run for that pharmacy, hurry!
I need Tylenol
Gotta swallow gel caps to get some fast relief

Aching, I need Tylenol
I gotta make a run for that pharmacy, hurry!
I need Tylenol
Gotta swallow gel caps to get some fast relief

Aching, I need Tylenol
I gotta make a run for that pharmacy, hurry!
I need Tylenol
Gotta swallow gel caps to get some fast relief

Aching, I need Tylenol
I gotta make a run for that pharmacy, hurry!
I need Tylenol
Gotta swallow gel caps to get some fast relief

Aching, I need Tylenol
I gotta make a run for that pharmacy, hurry!
I need Tylenol
Gotta swallow gel caps to get some fast relief
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wildcard - February 21, 2012 - Report this comment
he he
Porfle Popnecker - February 21, 2012 - Report this comment
This parody cured my headache!
Rob Arndt - February 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks guys, I get some of my silliest material from listening to my local Safeway's music system while shopping :)

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