-> "I Can See Your Thong"
Original Song Title:
"Up Where We Belong"
Parody Song Title:
"I Can See Your Thong"
Parody Written by:
Michael Florio and Rice Cube
The Lyrics
Who knows why girls buy these things
It's so tight, how does she survive?
All I know is it's not concealed
When she bends, her crack's in plain sight
She has a thong
And her pants ain't in the way
But she sways her butt anyway
Will you sit up, I see your thong
And it is so tight, it is in plain sight
Will you sit up, I see your thong
Sun on your ass does glow
You look like a ho
Straps hang on, screw gravity
Hug their large rocking behinds
I can't look at that fat cow
Got to try not to go blind
That ugly thong
Oh no, a strap's getting frayed
Now the thong's gonna snap away
Will you sit up, I see your thong
And it is so tight, it is in plain sight
Will you sit up, I see your thong
Sun on your ass does glow
You look like a ho
You walk by
It's in plain sight
I'm going blind, so blind, save me!
Will you sit up, I see your thong
And it is so tight, it is in plain sight
Will you sit up, I see your thong
Sun on your ass does glow
You look like a ho
Will you sit up, I see your thong
And it is so tight, it is in plain sight
Will you sit up, I see your thong
Sun on your ass does glow
You look like a ho
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