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Song Parodies -> "I Fight With Dorothy"
Original Song Title:
"Authority Song"
Original Performer:
John Cougar Mellencamp
Parody Song Title:
"I Fight With Dorothy"
Parody Written by:
tel
The Lyrics
This isn't an attack against anybody in particular, just me imagining what the song would be like if a common misheard lyrics wasn't actually misheard.
She always gets me in a compromising position
She always gets me there and slap me in the face
She thinks she's so great when she's got me in that condition
Well I think she's a total disgrace
CHORUS:
I fight with Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins
I fight with Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins
I been doing it since I was a young kid
I come out grinnin'
I fight with Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins
She once was my teacher
I first met her in grade five
She's just as abusive now as she was then
I don't know why I even bother to rise up against her
She always comes out on top in the end
CHORUS
Oh no oh no
I fight with Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins
CHORUS
She always gets me there and slap me in the face
She thinks she's so great when she's got me in that condition
Well I think she's a total disgrace
CHORUS:
I fight with Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins
I fight with Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins
I been doing it since I was a young kid
I come out grinnin'
I fight with Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins
She once was my teacher
I first met her in grade five
She's just as abusive now as she was then
I don't know why I even bother to rise up against her
She always comes out on top in the end
CHORUS
Oh no oh no
I fight with Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins
CHORUS
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