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Song Parodies -> "Drive Rolls Royce"
Original Song Title:
"Your the voice"
Original Performer:
John Farnham
Parody Song Title:
"Drive Rolls Royce"
Parody Written by:
Kristian
The Lyrics
please enjoy this latsest offering from me
I had the chance to buy Mercedes or range rover
I can drive what I wanna drive
I gotta pay the car loan off before I get older
Could've been a Volvo driver
Or drove a Mitsubishi for fun
How long will I have to keep drivin
Down highway number one?
Chorus:
Drive Rolls Royce not a ford or Holden
Not Toyota or Honda round here
Suffer form road rage I'm violent
These stupid cars just cannot steer
Wherever I go the petrol should be unleaded
My car is really powerful
But driving seems to take forever
Could've been a Lexus driver
Or drove Porsche for fun
How long will I have to keep drivin
Down Highway number one
Chorus
Drive Rolls Royce not a ford or Holden
Not Toyota or Honda round here
Suffer form road rage I'm violent
These stupid cars just cannot steer
Repeat
Could've been a Ford driver
Or drove a BMW just for fun
How long will I have to keep drivin
Down Highway number one
Chorus
Drive Rolls Royce not a ford or Holden
Not Toyota or Honda round here
Suffer form road rage I'm violent
These stupid cars just cannot steer
I can drive what I wanna drive
I gotta pay the car loan off before I get older
Could've been a Volvo driver
Or drove a Mitsubishi for fun
How long will I have to keep drivin
Down highway number one?
Chorus:
Drive Rolls Royce not a ford or Holden
Not Toyota or Honda round here
Suffer form road rage I'm violent
These stupid cars just cannot steer
Wherever I go the petrol should be unleaded
My car is really powerful
But driving seems to take forever
Could've been a Lexus driver
Or drove Porsche for fun
How long will I have to keep drivin
Down Highway number one
Chorus
Drive Rolls Royce not a ford or Holden
Not Toyota or Honda round here
Suffer form road rage I'm violent
These stupid cars just cannot steer
Repeat
Could've been a Ford driver
Or drove a BMW just for fun
How long will I have to keep drivin
Down Highway number one
Chorus
Drive Rolls Royce not a ford or Holden
Not Toyota or Honda round here
Suffer form road rage I'm violent
These stupid cars just cannot steer
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Fits well to read it, but I'd have a hard time singing "Drive Rolls Royce" with the speed that Johnny sings "You're the voice" :-)
It was boring yall need real music next time put me in. Yall holla at ya girl and get it to pimp the ride becuase the cars are ugly i'm just playin them cars are fy and bangin
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