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Song Parodies -> "Hans & Franz"
Original Song Title:
"Vanz Kant Danz"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Fogerty
Parody Song Title:
"Hans & Franz"
Parody Written by:
Ben Dunn Under the Sun
The Lyrics
This is a parody of John Fogerty's "Zanz Kant Danz". Featured in this video is an unofficial concept idea of what could've been in the "Hans & Franz Go To Hollywood" musical. The first "Hans and Franz" skit aired October 17, 1987 on Saturday Night Live.
(CHORUS) Hans and Franz gonna pump up your body,
We are here to pump you up. X4
Out in the street the crowd is gathering, hear me now and later believe;
And they’re clapping their hands.
Making their way up the street, they see a boy with puny little muscles,
Little puny boy, check us out, too much abs says Hans, and Franz calls him a puny man!
(CHORUS)
Now You’re watchin’ their ⬆️ aaabs, and you’re like a scared little girl;
So Hans and Franz get busy, they’re makin’ their muscles move;
Steven Seagal didnt even know what to do… He’s violent, not slick, and didn’t stick to the script.
before it’s over, your flab will be lean…
Girly boy they’ll make a macho man out of you!
(CHORUS)
We are here to pump you up. X4
Out in the street the crowd is gathering, hear me now and later believe;
And they’re clapping their hands.
Making their way up the street, they see a boy with puny little muscles,
Little puny boy, check us out, too much abs says Hans, and Franz calls him a puny man!
(CHORUS)
Now You’re watchin’ their ⬆️ aaabs, and you’re like a scared little girl;
So Hans and Franz get busy, they’re makin’ their muscles move;
Steven Seagal didnt even know what to do… He’s violent, not slick, and didn’t stick to the script.
before it’s over, your flab will be lean…
Girly boy they’ll make a macho man out of you!
(CHORUS)
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Heh. I remember that one time when they had Danny Devito playing a gym coach Hans and Franz had just hired to run the gymnasium franchise they were founding, and he proved to be a bit... over-zealous in his responses to their detractors: "You should be DEAD, you hear me? DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!" [Tries to attack the camera as Hans and Franz restrain him.]
Better than what the_conqueror_of_parodies writes. And lest not us forget before his boyfriend Agrimorfee sticks his nose in. 222.
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