-> "Van and Cheyenne"
Original Song Title:
"Jack And Diane"
Parody Song Title:
"Van and Cheyenne"
The Lyrics
Little ditty, about Van and Chey-enne
2 hick teen-age kids who've fallen in l-o-o-o-ve.
Vans wanting be a pro - football st-a-a-r
but his wife Cheyenne is now pregnant and Finding' out that...
she is as hot as Van is dumb.
Van asking, "Hey Chey-enne, let's run off 'and get marri-e-e-d".
Cheyenne sarcastically says, "Oh Van your charm is o-o-n
Long after my morning sickness is gone
Van says "uh, oh yeah your morning sickness"!!
Well, long after the sickness was g-o-o-o-ne they got marri-e-e-d.
Soon.....
Oh yeah, married life w-e-e-nt o-o-n
Long after the thrill of livin with Cheyenne's mom Reba was gone
Oh yeah they all say that Barbra J-e-e-an
Comes over just after the fun was gone
still Brock lets her in.
Reba sayed
"Don't let her in Brock, Don't let h-e-e-r
Don't Let Barbra J-e-e-an, come and ruin my din-e-e-r
Hold on to her as long as you can
Brock, she comes in to soon, and she'll make us
wine and gr-o-o-n".
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after Reba's son Jake and other daughter Kyra are g-o-o-ne
Oh yeah, for them school still goes on
Long after the thrill of there dad Brock is gone
Little ditty, about Van and Chey-enne
2 hick teen-age kids who've fallen in l-o-o-o-ve.
Doing the best they can...
(Music keeps playing but fades out!!)
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