(Intro with claps)

(Verse 1)
Here’s a story ‘bout Pete and Amy
Two Democratic candidates, both are shady
Pete is gonna serve while, overseas
Amy Klobuchar making her case, in the deep freeze

(Verse 2)
Eating at the carnival, food from that state fair
Amy making all those mom jokes, trying to make the people care
Petey say, “We don’t need, to change Medicare programs
Just listen to my platitudes, since there are no plans”
Say a….

(Chorus 1)
Thank God, both are gone
Don’t have to deal with them carrying on
I say, thank God, both are gone
Don’t have to deal with them carrying on
Now f**k off

(Verse 3)
Petey pays out, invests in the new Shadow app
Acting all smug as he buys, Iowa+
“So now, my people, we don’t need to worry ‘bout Bernie”
Amy says, “You get, a binder to the face”
But we all say a…

(Chorus 2)
Thank God, both are gone
Don’t have to deal with, them carrying on
Thank God, (they say) both are gone
Don’t have to deal with, them carrying on

(Bridge)
Gonna shrink the field, let them drop
Let the exit polls show that campaigns stop
No integrity, on the debate stage
Fall in line with Biden
See your followers rage

(Chorus 3)
Thank God, both are gone
Don’t have to deal with, them carrying on
Thank God, (they say) both are gone
Don’t have to deal with, them carrying on

Here’s a story ‘bout Pete and Amy
Two Democratic kids be,-trayed democracy

(Outro with claps)