Song Parodies -> "Ain’t My America"

Original Song Title:

"Pink Houses"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Ain’t My America"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

Unfortunately the state of the union.

Well there’s a white man Little too fat
Livin’ in a white neighborhood
He’s got a ... rebel flag
Flyin’ in his front yard
You know he thinks he’s
Got it so good

And there’s a woman
Always bitchin’
Waitin’ for the shoe to drop
And he looks at her and says hey darlin’
Don’t think they ever could ... take my Glock

Oh – that ain’t my America Where you hate me
Ain’t my America
Pity to see baby
Ain’t my America
Not everyone’s free ... yeah
Qanon housewives ... are trollin’ me Oh yeah ... trollin’ me

Well there’s a young man
Lookin’ for work
Who missin’ him a formal ed-u-ca-tion
He’s got
Greasy hair and
Greasy smile he says
Lord this should be
A Christian nation

Watching TV
It made him wonder
Said the guy
We gotta sew some dissent
On Jan-u-ar-y the 6th
All his crazy schems
Had murderous intent

Oh – that ain’t my America
Where you hate me
Ain’t my America
Pity to see baby
Ain’t my America
Not everyone’s free ... yeah
Qanon housewives ... are trollin’ me
Oh baby they’re trollin’ me

All these people
Hating people
Who all should know-know-know
People spewing ... some big lies
TV Stations – keep us angry – just for show Ooh yeah
Ain’t no winners
Only losers
You know this shit is real
‘Cause an angry man, baby
Pays their bills, gets thrills, and kids he kills

Aw – that ain’t my America
Where you hate me
Ain’t my America
Pity to see baby
Ain’t my America
Not everyone’s free ... yeah
Qanon housewives ... are trollin’ me Ooh

Ain’t my America
Where you hate me Ain’t my America
It’s a pity to see baby Ain’t my America
Oh Not everyone’s free ... yeah
Ooh ... Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Why do these housewives ... keep trollin’ me Ooh Yeah
Ooh Yeah

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CML - July 19, 2023 - Report this comment

Now you've done it ... gonna have to answer in kind, same OS .. should show up by end of week

Zen Adam B. - July 19, 2023 - Report this comment

If the country were normal these character would be relegated to guests on the Jerry Springer show; as it is they make up a whole major political party. Sick.

The Offenders - July 19, 2023 - Report this comment

CML… am anxiously waiting. In the meantime check the link for the finished audio version.

CML - July 21, 2023 - Report this comment

Sorry to hear about your anxieties. I can tell you I submitted a parody on the OS Thursday afternoon, but so far, no Friday posting. So, you may have to wait until Monday. So just, you know, hang in there! If you need somebody to talk to, Im here for you ... MAN!

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