Some people are picky about what they buy, get that now
But what's wrong is the knobs who use more than the sniff test, damn
L.I.C.K.? Stop it, you must pay, L.I.C.K.? Stop it, you must pay
L.I.C.K.? Stop it, you must pay, yeah, yeah-eah, lick the product? You must pay

Not sure if an apple is fresh enough? Just give it a sniff
Maybe give a tiny squeeze or maybe ask one of our friendly staff
But your method isn't right, you can't just drag your tongue over what you like
Good advice there in gen'ral for any walk of life, lick the product? You must pay
Hey!

If you must go there, for the love of God, don't put down
What you've licked creepily in the same place it was found
I get not buyin' somethin' if you feel you won't like it (you don't want it) but don't go and add all your saliva (we don't want it)
To the rest of the greens, it's gross, boosts your fine now, lick the product? You must pay
Hey!

L.I.C.K.? Stop it, you must pay, L.I.C.K.? Stop it, you must pay
L.I.C.K.? Stop it, you must pay, L.I.C.K.? Stop it, you must pay
L.I.C.K.? Stop it, you must pay, L.I.C.K.? Stop it, you must pay
L.I.C.K.? Stop it, you must pay, L.I.C.K.? Stop it, you must pay
L.I.C.K.? Stop it, you must pay, L.I.C.K.? Stop it, you must pay