Song Parodies -> "Lookin' For Lunch"

Original Song Title:

"Lookin' For Love"

Original Performer:

Johnnie Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Lookin' For Lunch"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Sometimes you're hungry, but you just can't find a thing that looks good.

I spent my my lunch hour looking for eats
Without the greasy fries and the mystery meats
Playin' a food game, tryin' to scarf
At someplace that doesn't make me want to barf

I was looking for lunch in all the wrong stations
Jack in the Box hired only Haitians
Wendy's had health code violations
I just want to munch
I just drove by the golden arches
Don't think I need all the starches
Another day looking for lunch

I was starvin' then couldn't find a bite
There was nothing with some class, not a place in sight
Went into the market, but the deli there
Had a big sign that said "Closed for repairs"

I was looking for lunch in all the wrong stations
Jack in the Box hired only Haitians
Mr. Chau's had health code violations
Dinin' on a hunch
I just drove by the golden arches
Don't think I need all the starches
Another day looking for lunch

You came knocking at my door
Pizza deliv'ry that I'm waiting for

No more looking for lunch in all the wrong diners
Had my food brought by underpaid minors
No more crowds and stand in long liners
Pepperoni crunch
Now I found a place that delivers
I'll stay indoors to wreck my liver
I'm no longer
Looking for lunch

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Guy - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Rick - Dang I was working on the same theme with the same song. Your angle was better than mine I think.

This is really well done.

Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

You were looking for fives in all the right places with this one.

Royce Miller - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

good parody, Rick

Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

.....and by my previous comment, I mean what Guy and Royce said - good parody, very well done, funny and clever! 5's

Claude Prez - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Couldn't remember how the verses went but the chorus was the best part anyway

Birg - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

"Health code violations"- hahahahahaha 5's

Paul W. - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Well done and true! Couldn.t have said it better. 5's

Rick D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Guy- didn't mean to steal your thunder, but then you do tend to cover a lot of ground. I got this idea while watching "Urban Cowboy", a very campy flick. Thanks all, Yee haw.

alvin rhodes - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

great rhyming in this one....gave ya 5s....as an ex-mcdonald's employee, i particularly enjoyed the arches?starches rhyme

Guy - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh no, Rick, quite fair, you got there first and it is a fine parody. Lots of other fish to fry.

Jan Unwin - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Lunch is on me. I'll pay for it with a couple of 5s. 5-5-5

Jack Wilson - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment

I loved it! 5's!

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