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Song Parodies -> "My Possessive Mother"

Original Song Title:

"Just Another Lover"

Original Performer:

Johnny Kemp

Parody Song Title:

"My Possessive Mother"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

The son's story of his clingy mother that turned into something else entirely...
Son:

You've clung to me this entire time
I have been yours exclusively
Although you never meant to tie me down
I'm not your private property

Mother:

I'm holding you 'til the end of time

Son:

I'm not even your only son

Mother:

You're the one who is truly mine

Son:

You make me wanna run

Mother:

You look like your father

Son:

Please don't tell me that I somehow turn you on
I can't stand your crazy smother
Ignoring my brothers
Why should I be your only one?

Your parenting ain't casual
You are really delirious
Your craziness has taken hold
But I didn't want to act cold

Mother:

So you're rebelling against me?

Son:

You know I'm not your only son

Mother:

You're the one belonged to me

Both:

Oh, why do things came to be?

Son:

(What a clingy mother)
My beloved smother
I get the feeling I know what's going on
Do you think I'm like my father?
Act like I have no brothers?
Why should I be your only one?
(What a clingy mother)
My possessive mother
Hey mom, please don't get the feeling that I led you on
Do you think I'm like my father?
Act like I have no brothers?
Why should I be your only one?

I shouldn't be the only one
Mother you know there's other sons

Mother:

To me you are the only one
Don't care about the other sons
You're number one

I'm holding you 'til the end of time

Son:

I'm not even your only son

Mother:

You're the one who is truly mine

Son:

You make me wanna run

(You're a crazy mother)
My beloved smother
Please don't tell me that I somehow turn you on
I can't stand your crazy smother
Ignoring my brothers
Why should I be your only one?
(You're a crazy mother)
Do you think I'm like my father?
Should I freaking run?
Away from another smother?
I'm telling you you're ignoring my brothers
I shouldn't be your only one
(You're a crazy mother)
What a messed up mother
You think I led you on?
(This goes beyond smother)
You're now more than just my mother, oh?
(Now I'm like my father)
Became like my father
Am I just like my own father, I turn you on
Can I still call you my mother?
You have made me your only one
(This is messed up mother)

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