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Song Parodies -> "Garage Sale"
Original Song Title:
"Secret Agent Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Rivers
Parody Song Title:
"Garage Sale"
Parody Written by:
Mikey Boy
The Lyrics
Selling all my stuff to get some money
From cans of bacon beans to my stuffed bunnies
Got grandmas China plates, i'm sitting on a crate
Here we only sell you can not borrow
Its my families garage sale
Families garage sale
The t.v. is a combo
It comes with Irish Ale
Get the old board games we don't want
Get the cookbook that is for croisants
Just buy the whole garage
And even buy the Dodge
Here we only sell you can not borrow
Its my families garage sale
Families garage sale
The t.v. is a combo
It comes with Irish Ale
Its my families garage sale
Families garage sale
The t.v. is a combo
It comes with Irish Ale
The day is up, made six hundred
How was it all worth that much I sure wondered
Oh well, I made my spending cash
And got no more shit to stash
All the stuff thats left you can borrow
Its my families garage sale
Families garage sale
The t.v. is a combo
It comes with Irish Ale
From cans of bacon beans to my stuffed bunnies
Got grandmas China plates, i'm sitting on a crate
Here we only sell you can not borrow
Its my families garage sale
Families garage sale
The t.v. is a combo
It comes with Irish Ale
Get the old board games we don't want
Get the cookbook that is for croisants
Just buy the whole garage
And even buy the Dodge
Here we only sell you can not borrow
Its my families garage sale
Families garage sale
The t.v. is a combo
It comes with Irish Ale
Its my families garage sale
Families garage sale
The t.v. is a combo
It comes with Irish Ale
The day is up, made six hundred
How was it all worth that much I sure wondered
Oh well, I made my spending cash
And got no more shit to stash
All the stuff thats left you can borrow
Its my families garage sale
Families garage sale
The t.v. is a combo
It comes with Irish Ale
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Mikey, the story is very true and well-written...we all just pass our junk around to each other, don't we? Funny and clever over-all, but I had to ding you a tiny bit on pacing (in your chorus, "Its my families garage sale" does not match "Secret Agent Man"), not much, just a little, that's all. 4-5-5, good job.
Pretty good! Just that chorus pacing thing. Should have left out 'families' then it would have fit the original song.
It made this garage-sale expert smile!
I tohught that in the original chorus it went Hes A Secret Agent Man
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