I work all day to make a livin'
No one needs his kind of attitude
His sharp teeth,it cuts me like a razor
This chipmunk gets you nowhere
No, no, no
Simon,I don't like you
S-S-S-Simon,I just hate you
No, no, no Simon
Don't want to hear him
Just get sick of Simon

Watch that temper,you watch what you're singing
Don't talk to me with that tone of voice
Your act is pushin' me to the limit
Can't stand him,can't stand him,can't take it any more

Don't like Simon
Well I hate him
Don't act like Simon
I don't want to see him
I still hate Simon
I hate him,no

I believe you enjoy this chipmunk crap
Lately that's all I get from you
He was born to drive you crazy
Can't take it,can't take it any more from him
No,no more

Simon,I just hate him
Simon,I just hate him
Simon,you really hate him
Don't listen to Simon
Stupid Simon
Don't talk to that stupid Simon
No,I don't want to see him
No,I really hate him
No,I hate him,no
Simon,no,I just hate you,no