-> "They Don't Stop Quiliting"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Stop Believing"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"They Don't Stop Quiliting"
The Lyrics
You find them Saturdays, up in Lancaster P.A.
Sitting on the front lawns showing all the wares
Up and down the pike, so much for sale you really like
Quilts hanging from all the clothes lines everywhere
A home-made sign draws you in, as the quilting bee soon begins
The multi-colors designs, they go on and on and on and on
Amish women, quilting right in front of you
As they never look in your eyes
They keep quilting, doing what they have to do
So the men at night can survive
Working from the crack of dawn so they can decorate their lawn
With the things you can buy for a song
Living off their own hard wage, as they go against this modern age
As this Amish Yard Sale stretches on and on and on and on
Amish women, quilting right in front of you
As they never look in your eyes
They keep quilting, doing what they have to do
So the men at night can survive
They don't stop quilting, sewing every Saturday
Amish women on their lawns
They don't stop quilting, selling what they just made
Working since the crack of dawn
Repeat and Fade Out
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