Just a wanna be, A Real Housewife from D.C.
Taking the Journey train with an all access pass
Just a winery boy, who loves the Capital's hoi polloi
Making headlines now and not for a gate crash

Michaele and Tareq Salahi
Famous in their own minds you see
Making news again like we really care
Ah come on, come on, come on, come on

White House Crashers, whose had their fifteen fame
Trying Separate Ways still to be rad
She's a groupie, with a now Perry-less band
He's hanging with Lindsay Lohan's Dad

Working hard to be relevant
Social misfits the World resents
Trying anything to be famous
Just one more time
If they win, we will lose
If we see them in the news
Oh will this thing ever end
Ah come on, come on, come on, come on

(Chorus)
They Don't Stop Deceiving
Lies they are conceiving
Stop them people

They Don't Stop Deceiving
Come on
STOP them people

They Don't Stop Deceiving
Or they'll start us heaving
STOP THEM PEOPLE!!!!!