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Song Parodies -> "Galdalf"
Original Song Title:
"Private Property"
Original Performer:
Judas Priest
Parody Song Title:
"Galdalf"
Parody Written by:
HeadbangerDoh
The Lyrics
about a guy from LOTR
he's so cool and got it all
he beats up the Orcs
I don't believe how he'd ride along
Like those white and grand-like storks
Sauron thinks he got it all sewn up,
but he'll cut him right down to size
Pretty soon Sauron won't exist
So he better realize
Watch him kill
Watch him slice
those Orcs into pieces
Makes no mistakes, makes Orc steaks
Watch him save the life of you
CHORUS
So look at GANDALF
The White Wizard, yeh
GANDALF whoa oh
So look at Gandalf
The White Wizard yeh
Gandalf, yeah Gandalf
Look at the White Wizard
He's number one, with Aragorn
Was like that since he was born
You'd be amazed left in a daze
To watch him win for light
Watch him kill
Watch him slice
The Orcs into pieces
Makes no mistakes, makes Orc steaks
And watch him save the life of you
(REPEAT CHORUS)
The 9 of the fellowship
For them he will care
If you're lookin' for evil
It ain't there
Gandalf
He will help Frodo along
(REPEAT CHORUS)
he beats up the Orcs
I don't believe how he'd ride along
Like those white and grand-like storks
Sauron thinks he got it all sewn up,
but he'll cut him right down to size
Pretty soon Sauron won't exist
So he better realize
Watch him kill
Watch him slice
those Orcs into pieces
Makes no mistakes, makes Orc steaks
Watch him save the life of you
CHORUS
So look at GANDALF
The White Wizard, yeh
GANDALF whoa oh
So look at Gandalf
The White Wizard yeh
Gandalf, yeah Gandalf
Look at the White Wizard
He's number one, with Aragorn
Was like that since he was born
You'd be amazed left in a daze
To watch him win for light
Watch him kill
Watch him slice
The Orcs into pieces
Makes no mistakes, makes Orc steaks
And watch him save the life of you
(REPEAT CHORUS)
The 9 of the fellowship
For them he will care
If you're lookin' for evil
It ain't there
Gandalf
He will help Frodo along
(REPEAT CHORUS)
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I don't know the original...but I totally wish I did. Gandalf, much like what's her name, who married Aragorn, kicks ass!!
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