-> "Sleeping After Midnight"
Original Song Title:
"Living After Midnight"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sleeping After Midnight"
Parody Written by:
Jason Reeher
The Lyrics
Sleeping after midnight
Rockin' in a chair
Curl up in an afghan
I'm there, I'm there
I took the blue plate special, 3 pm. Loaded, loaded
I'm gonna score the senior discount again. Loaded, loaded
I come alive with my liver spots
That's when I tie those crochet knots
Got gleaming chrome, reflecting steel. Loaded, loaded
My wheelchair has some bad-a$$ wheels. Loaded, loaded
My five prescriptions, I'm hot to take
Just let me gum that chocolate cake
Sleeping after midnight
Rockin' in a chair
Curl up in an afghan
I'm there, I'm there
I'm 90 years old
It's 90 out but I'm cold
The nurse is coming
Big band tunes I'm humming
The bingo hall, is sparking power. Loaded, loaded
I won $3.50 just last hour. Loaded, loaded
I set my sights and then hone in
I'll hit those hottie octogenerians again
Sleepin' after midnight
Rockin' in a chair
Taking Metamucil
I don't care, I don't care
Sleepin' after midnight
Rockin' in a chair
Mainlining my Viagra
I'm there, I'm there...
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