Song Parodies -> "I Got Some Newton Figs Comin’"

Original Song Title:

"You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’"

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Original Performer:

Judas Priest

Parody Song Title:

"I Got Some Newton Figs Comin’"

Parody Written by:

JuiceAndTeas

The Lyrics

Scene: Teen is in his bedroom wearing ripped jeans and a sleeveless jean jacket. Dad busts in and catches him wolfing down Newton Figs by the handful, with dozens of empty packages around him. Dad yells, “What’s wrong with you?! No one eats Newton Figs! You’re cut off!!” Teen glares back in anger, starts riffing on an electric guitar, and...

Newton Figs I'm gonna eat ‘em up
I'm eatin' ‘em all I'll never get enough
Gobble all I'm uh, hungry for ‘em now
I'm on the top, just as long as my Figs are around

I think I'll just sit around eat ‘em all the time
I’m hungry I’m not full I eat a case and I’m fine
Out there are my Figs just waiting to be had
You think I'll let ‘em go you're mad

I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'

That's right, here's where I gobble Figs
Well, listen, these Figs they’ll be money well spent
Fruit ‘n cake, Figs give me the hots
I got no cookies no Pop Rocks

If you think I'll sit around while you give me whole grains
You don't have me droolin' and you'd better try again
Out there are my Figs just waiting to be had
You think I'll let ‘em go you're mad

I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'

In this world you’re livin' in you have your cookie Oreo
You chow ‘em down I don't need those gross things for the road
In my lunch ain't room for second best
Newton Figs give me some security

Hey, they’re a big splash and go great with milk for me yeah!
If you think I'll sit around while you give me whole grains
You don't have me droolin' and you'd better try again

I think I'll just sit around eat ‘em all the time
I’m hungry I’m not full though I eat a case and I’m fine
Out there are my Figs just waiting to be had
You think I'll let ‘em go you're mad

I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs yeaahh!!

Eat 'em now!

If you think I'll sit around while you give me whole grains
You don't have me droolin' and you'd better try again
Out there are my Figs just waiting to be had
You think I'll let ‘em go you're mad

I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs yeahh!!

Eat ‘em now!

I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'
I got some Newton Figs comin'

Dad slams the door shut in disgust and defeat. Delivery truck pulls up outside, filled to the brim with more Newton Figs. Son runs out to the trucks and rips open the package as guitar riffs fade into background. Newton Figs and Oreo are (tm) Mondelez International. No trademark or copyright infringement is intended.

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