-> "Cause I'm a Bond"
Original Song Title:
"Cause I'm a Blond"
Parody Song Title:
"Cause I'm a Bond"
The Lyrics
Because I'm James Bond, I've license to kill
Never a Martini, it's just blood that I spill
Don't have to worry, about getting' too dead
There's always a Bond, one more pretty head
Cause I'm a Bond, yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a Bond, yeah yeah yeah
I get women flirtin', I know how to charm her
And I never get germs, I'm wearin' my armor
Cause I'm a Bond, J.-B-O-N-D
Yes I'm a Bond, till I hit fifty-three
I've been to every place and attempted every stunt
I've killed every henchman and every hired grunt
Done many women "cept the one that loved me
I never did Moneypenny
So what?
Cause I'm a Bond, yeah yeah yeah
I get all the new toys, and I always sass old poor "M"
All the gadgets I destroy, and I don't pay for "em
Cause I'm a Bond, yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a Bond, yeah yeah yeah
They say to play him you need talent and that theme song
Well, there has been seven Bonds and all but one has seemed wrong
Um, okay, who was it? Okay, um, don't tell me, oh yeah okay
Sean Conn'ry, Sean!
Cause I'm a Bond, yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a Bond, yeah yeah yeah
I took an acting test and I flunked it, of course
No more Ian Fleming, but sequels we force
Cause I'm a Bond, B-L-A-N-D
Cause I'm a Bond till they don't make money
(SPOKEN)
I just want to say that being chosen as this year's James Bond is like, a casting choice I'll remember far more than the script. Right now I'm an actor in my fourth year of handsomeness, but my goal is to become a director, and become God.
Cause I'm a Bond, yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a Bond, yeah yeah yeah
Girls love a hottie, and maybe it's true
Making them get naughty, is all that I do
Cause I'm a Bond, B-O_.I don't care
Cause I'm a Bond, yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a Bond, yeah yeah yeah
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