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Song Parodies -> "Get My Tax Return"
Original Song Title:
"Point Of Know Return"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kansas
Parody Song Title:
"Get My Tax Return"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
I heard the Feds owe me something
My CPA said I paid too much
But they say they need mailing men to
Send the pay, but it's been days
And it's me that says
"How long? How long?"
They say the government moves slow
How flies the time, when dollar signs
They say the joint, Treasury is
A sea of tape, to squeeze the grape
And it's me that says
"How long? How long?"
"How long till I get my tax return?"
Your country, it's said, so needs you
Your money, to pay for more war
Your brothers, ain't voted in years
"How long till I get my tax return?"
"Well, what's wrong?"
Today I found a welcome letter
Treasury had sent to me
It said "You have been selected
For a tax audit" I cried "Oh, sh*t!"
And it's me that says
"How long? How long?"
"Till I lose my tax return?"
"How long? How wrong?"
My CPA said I paid too much
But they say they need mailing men to
Send the pay, but it's been days
And it's me that says
"How long? How long?"
They say the government moves slow
How flies the time, when dollar signs
They say the joint, Treasury is
A sea of tape, to squeeze the grape
And it's me that says
"How long? How long?"
"How long till I get my tax return?"
Your country, it's said, so needs you
Your money, to pay for more war
Your brothers, ain't voted in years
"How long till I get my tax return?"
"Well, what's wrong?"
Today I found a welcome letter
Treasury had sent to me
It said "You have been selected
For a tax audit" I cried "Oh, sh*t!"
And it's me that says
"How long? How long?"
"Till I lose my tax return?"
"How long? How wrong?"
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"Treasury is a sea of tape, to squeeze the grape". Love it!
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