-> "Cincinnati Reds"
Original Song Title:
"Superwoman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cincinnati Reds"
The Lyrics
Early in the morning I turn on the show Sports Center
And wonder what's up with the Reds from Cincinnati
I'm happy when they're winning, so sad when they lose
All that's missing is the Riverfront that I used to see
Now they're playing in a ballpark, so shiny and so new
It's the Great American Ballpark that I haven't seen yet
They don't win the way they used to and it's hurting so deep
I've got my pride, I will not cry, but it's still not the same
The Reds from Cincinnati, they're not the kind of team that I used to see
And find them winning all the time, cause they are mediocre
These Reds need more than occasional wins as I'm talking about Big Red glory days
Oh baby
I used to go out to the ballpark just to see the Big Red Machine
And I'm still hoping that the glory will come back once again
But when we get there, you just tell me you don't want to go now
Not since Pete Rose had made the papers, and he cannot get in
You like to think that I'm just crazy when I say that they've changed
I'm convinced I know the problem, this team isn't the same
They're just going through the motions and they're not being fair
The feeling's gone, but I can't cry, I must hang on to all hope
The Reds from Cincinnati, they're not the kind of team that I used to see
And find them winning all the time, cause they are mediocre
These Reds need more than occasional wins as I'm talking about Big Red glory days
Oh baby, looking through the corners of your mind
I'll always be a Reds fan through good and bad times
But it's a shame that Pete Rose can't be in the Hall of Fame yet
And still I always keep on cherishing the winning times of old
The Reds from Cincinnati, they're not the kind of team that I used to see
And find them winning all the time, cause they are mediocre
These Reds need more than occasional wins as we're talking about Big Red glory days
Oh, and if you feel it in your heart and you understand me
Come on Cincinnati, won't you go and win the game for me!
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