Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Right"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Alright"

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Original Performer:

"I'm Not Right"

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The Lyrics

Who hasn't been in an online argument or flame war?

I’m not right
Must be something wrong inside me
Always seem to get in a fight
Although it’s just ver-bal-ly

(I’m not right)
I’m not right
Get hassled un-right-eous-ly
Looks like I got me a fight
Guess I couldn’t let it be

Do what you like
Do it subconciously
But if it's too cheesy
I’m gonna disagree

It’s your right
But often it’s a mystery
If it's nobody's biz-ness
Then why you play the game?

Gonna make you pay hey-hey!
No, no, eighty-six it right away!
Oh here we go again
Why are you such a big smart-ass?
(Lip, lip, lip, lip, lip, lip, lip, lip)

That’s not right
No buddy, believe you me
Never gonna give up the fight
Not gonna see me flee

(I’m not right)
I’m not right?
Ain’t a-gonna worry 'bout me
You know that I’ve seen the light
I’m thinking since ninety-three

What do you want?
What you gonna say today?
And who is it really
Makin' up your mind?
(Taking up your time?)

You gotta listen to me man
Sor-ry, I tend to al-i-en-ate
And if you think I’m being rude
Listen to your:

Own smart greeting
Own smart greeting
Own smart greeting
Own smart greeting

Don't it get you moving?
m-m-m-man
It makes me feel good!
Oh here we go again
Won’t you give it up and let it go

(Ziplip, ziplip, ziplip, ziplip)
(D’oh, d’oh, d’oh, d’oh)

I’m alright!
Don’t hafta worry 'bout me
Trying not to start any fights
But fin-ish them, we’ll see

I’m alright
Rec-og-nize our speech should be free
Doesn’t make ev-er-y-thing right
But know you don’t mess with me

I'm alright
Pride’ll get better of me
And sometimes I can’t help but fight
Part of what’s inside me

I’m alright
Not contrite
Have no fright
Can’t just let it be

I’m alright
Not for spite
Won’t take flight
Won’t just let it be

I'm getting better at staying out of fights...really, I am. ;-)

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Tommy Turtle - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Not moi. I'm kind, gentle, sweet, loving, and forgiving to everyone. .... 555, even though not truly deserved, but I'd hate to hurt your feelings (j/k! excellent!)

Mark Scotti - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment

I always think of "the gopher" in Caddyshack with this OS. Throwing down with a bunch of fives for this paradioxical slugfest!!

Stephen Harrington - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment

I've seen lots of things like that happen, I'm the type that rarely jumps in though. 555.

Christie Marie M - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment

To quote Beastie Boys: "You gotta fight, for your right, to party!" Just like you, I try to stay out of fights as well. I want to avoid arguments ever since I got into this fight with this girl in high school and swore to myself that I'd never confront with anybody ever again. Now I'm a very passive individual, which also made me more vulnerable. I also enjoyed bar brawls when I watch movies. Anyways, you sure put up a good fight with your satire! 5's!

Fiddlegirl - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Mrs. BJ21 is one lucky lady to have married Mr. Right! ;) Splendidly done, no debate needed.

Dustin Hoffman - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Rain Man dropped in on your discussion the other day at odds with the turtle, so to speak. (Everyone is at odds with the turtle. Even we autistic savants.) Check those calculations!

Doc M - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Great song. 555! I'm also the non confrontationally kind.

blackjack21 - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks for all votes and comments from everyone. Special thanks to Dustin Hoffman for taking time from his busy schedule to drop in on us.

Mark Scotti: @$#%! I had meant to work in a line or two about that gopher, but in my haste to get it posted it slipped my feeble mind. I think people would really go fer that.

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