Song Parodies -> "Jennings"

Original Song Title:

"Footloose"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Jennings"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Are yinz watching "Jeopardy!" lately? If not, you're missing the amazing run manufactured by a Salt Lake City, Utah resident named Ken Jennings. He has won close to 50 games and over $1.6 million in winnings.

Ken's working so hard
Keeps punching his card
"Jeopardy!", for what?
Oh, show me what you got

He's got this feeling
That winning's part of the game
The sky's the limit
or else he'll retire

Tonight I'm gonna watch Ken
Jennings
Win more of the cash
"Jeopardy!"
Will win another Emmy
Will he lose?
Not till he sings the blues
I have things
Everybody watch Jennings

He's setting records
Obeying broadcast standards
Dig way down in his brain
He's needy, greedy for some

Somebody to tell him
That he should quit his day job
I'm tryin' to tell him
You won't if you are a snob
Keep your job

If you'd only watch Ken
Jennings
Win more of the cash
Oh, yes, priceless
That he's in a big mess
Whoa, hello
Come on, let's win some more
I have things
Everybody watch Jennings

Whoa, Ken Jennings
Whoa, Ken Jennings
Whoa, Ken Jennings
Whooooooooooooooa
WIN! another fifty grand
WIN! and take your final stand
WIN! and spend the cash wisely
Whooooooooooooooa - I'm watching Ken
Jennings
Win more of the cash
"Jeopardy!"
Will win another Emmy
Will he lose?
Not till he sings the blues
I have things
Everybody watch Jennings

Jennings
Win more of the cash
"Jeopardy!"
Will win another Emmy
Will he lose?
Not till he sings the blues
I have things
Everybody watch, everybody watch
Everybody watch, everybody watch
Everybody watch, everybody watch
EVERYBODY!
Everybody watch Jennings!

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