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Song Parodies -> "Don't Call a Homeboy a Beaner"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Fall In Love With a Dreamer"
Original Performer:
Kenny Rogers and Bonnie Tyler
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Call a Homeboy a Beaner"
Parody Written by:
Michael McVey
The Lyrics
Duh!
Just look at you standing there
You think you're such big stuff tonight
And it'd be so easy
To set your big head straight
I've wanted to so many times
I was so sure
This would be the night
You'd come in the door
With your face rearranged
And it'd be so easy
To say I told you so
You tempted fate too many times
You don't call a homeboy a beaner
Cause he'll prob'ly beat you up
Just when you think
You've done escaped him
He'll jump you again
Don't call a homeboy a beaner
Cause he'll break you every time
Then he'll get his friends
And they'll take turns
And you'll kiss your life goodbye
Now it's morning
And the phone rings
And they say you've betta
Get your s*** together
You've gotta leave town
Before they beat you blind
And if you knew what
was good for you, you'd shut your mouth
And not tempt fate one more time
You don't call a homeboy a beaner
Cause he'll prob'ly beat you up
Just when you think
You've done escaped him
He'll jump you again
Don't call a homeboy a beaner
Cause he'll break you every time
Then he'll get his friends
And they'll take turns
And you'll kiss your life goodbye
You'll kiss your life goodbye
You'll die....
You think you're such big stuff tonight
And it'd be so easy
To set your big head straight
I've wanted to so many times
I was so sure
This would be the night
You'd come in the door
With your face rearranged
And it'd be so easy
To say I told you so
You tempted fate too many times
You don't call a homeboy a beaner
Cause he'll prob'ly beat you up
Just when you think
You've done escaped him
He'll jump you again
Don't call a homeboy a beaner
Cause he'll break you every time
Then he'll get his friends
And they'll take turns
And you'll kiss your life goodbye
Now it's morning
And the phone rings
And they say you've betta
Get your s*** together
You've gotta leave town
Before they beat you blind
And if you knew what
was good for you, you'd shut your mouth
And not tempt fate one more time
You don't call a homeboy a beaner
Cause he'll prob'ly beat you up
Just when you think
You've done escaped him
He'll jump you again
Don't call a homeboy a beaner
Cause he'll break you every time
Then he'll get his friends
And they'll take turns
And you'll kiss your life goodbye
You'll kiss your life goodbye
You'll die....
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Ever been called a wetback and your back wasn't even wet? Can I get an Amen on this one, homies? Nice work, Michael! d;:^)
Bonnie Tyler didn't duet with Kenny on this one; I did.
5s for the tile. (Parody's good too.)
Carnes wrote the song, but nearly all the Bearshare entries were the Rogers-Tyler duet. -- MM
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