Played an online game one day
Newcomers had joined the fray, being soldiers and scouts
Then I realized... someone built a sentry gun
It's playing tricks on me

Finding a sniper to strike back
As a pyromaniac, on some flag-capturing
I spotted novices too
So I took them down (I took them down)
I've got through...

I'd hit noobs (I'd hit noobs)
They are going so pathetic
And they... and they won't get hectic
I'd hit noobs (I'd hit noobs)
They're so easy to kill
I hit noobs for thrills

The next day, I'm playing this game
Real-time strategy so sane, gonna wage some wars
With the weaponry that I have made
I'll counter-attack the other brigades

I'd hit noobs (I'd hit noobs)
Someone seems impoverished
Still I... still I show my anguish
I'd hit noobs (I'd hit noobs)
They're so easy to find
I hit noobs, they're mine

I've got to master my skills however (master)
I've been through servers too clever
Game not over now (over now)
I'm strong (I'm strong)
All you newbies there, be gone
I'm gonna carry on

I'd hit noobs (I'd hit noobs)
They're showin' off absurdity
My darn... my darn brutality
I'd hit noobs (I'd hit noobs)
They're so easy to see
I hit noobs with glee