I was at home feelin' sleepy
One night, I'm trying to rest deeply
But someone had went through the door
Proceeding to steal my money and more

I'm sayin', oh man, I'm robbed when he walked into my home
Oh man, I'm robbed
Oh man, I'm robbed when he walked into my home
Oh man, I'm robbed when I was here alone

I forgot to close the locks soon
Whoa no, whoa no, whoa no, whoa no no
Point 'em out
Whoa no, whoa no, whoa no no

Seeing slackers, startin' to get hyped
Perhaps some dude of the fridge-raiding type
Maybe I'll come down and stop my hunger
And now someone else ate my double cheeseburger

I tried to walk slowly to the living room
Saw one thief slouching, seeing a prime time cartoon
Another thief's hauling my DVR away
I seriously told the criminals "Just get out of this place!"

Oh man, I'm robbed when he walked into my home
Oh man, I'm robbed
Oh man, I'm robbed when I was here alone
Oh man, I'm robbed

I should've set my alarm now
Whoa no, whoa no, whoa no, whoa no no
Point 'em out
Whoa no, whoa no, whoa no no

Oh man, I'm robbed, busting cars and more
Vandalizing windows galore
Taking away my darn antiques
They got great "lie, cheat, steal" techniques

Oh man, I'm robbed
Oh man, I'm robbed
Oh man, I'm robbed
Oh man, I'm robbed

And I said, oh man, I'm robbed when he walked into my home
Oh man, I'm robbed
Oh man, I'm robbed when I was here alone
Oh man, I'm robbed

I rather call the police then
Whoa no, whoa no, whoa no, whoa no no
Point 'em out
Whoa no, whoa no, whoa no no